For the one whose emergency contact is a kraken
They have a resting kraken face and a plan for the deep end.
Here Be Monsters and a Gift Shop ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Kraken Doesn't Do Small Talk ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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The Kraken Doesn't Do Small Talk ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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The Kraken Doesn't Do Small Talk ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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The Kraken Doesn't Do Small Talk ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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My Sea Monster Has Separation Anxiety ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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My Sea Monster Has Separation Anxiety ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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My Sea Monster Has Separation Anxiety ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
From $49.99
My Sea Monster Has Separation Anxiety ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Crab Command ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid
$31.49
Crab Command ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug
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Crab Command ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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