My Sea Monster Has Separation Anxiety ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Leaves the Room ~ Hears the Howling Start
Shower door open two inches so the dog can supervise. Bathroom break narrated by a cat. A trip to the mailbox treated like a deployment. Somewhere under her feet, a creature the length of a bus is also very upset she went to the kitchen without saying goodbye.
- For the owner who cannot pee alone: Velcro dogs, lap cats, and anyone whose pet has filed a missing persons report over a grocery run.
- Vet waiting room conversation starter: Every other owner there will nod and check the leash.
- Clings to Here Be Monsters: The collection where the beasts of the deep behave exactly like the beast on your couch.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
