My Sea Monster Has Separation Anxiety ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Leaves the Room ~ Hears the Howling Start

Shower door open two inches so the dog can supervise. Bathroom break narrated by a cat. A trip to the mailbox treated like a deployment. Somewhere under her feet, a creature the length of a bus is also very upset she went to the kitchen without saying goodbye.

• For the owner who cannot pee alone: Velcro dogs, lap cats, and anyone whose pet has filed a missing persons report over a grocery run.
• Vet waiting room conversation starter: Every other owner there will nod and check the leash.
• Clings to Here Be Monsters: The collection where the beasts of the deep behave exactly like the beast on your couch.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood