Crab Command ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug
$16.49
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Crab Command ~ Leadership Is Lonely, and Pinchy
Pete finally got his own crew, and it turned out to be eight sideways deckhands who answer every order with a snap. Nobody listens, everybody pinches and the ship keeps going in circles. Morale reports are not encouraging.
- New Managers: For anyone who got promoted and discovered the team has claws.
- Teachers and Coaches: A laugh for the people herding a room full of tiny opinions every day.
- Beach Crab Hunters: Made for the shoreline crowd who know exactly how a crab argues back.
Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell



