The Kraken Doesn't Do Small Talk ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Skip the Weather ~ Go Straight to the Wreckage
How was your weekend, any plans for the holidays, warm one today. Somewhere below the hull a creature with a long memory and no patience is waiting for the conversation to become worth surfacing for. Until then it would prefer silence, thanks.
- For the one who hates the lobby chat: Elevator riders who study the buttons and party guests who befriend the dog.
- Gift for the deep talker: She will discuss death, money and your childhood, but not traffic.
- Lurks quietly in Here Be Monsters: The collection for people who go deep or go home.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
