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The Kraken Doesn't Do Small Talk ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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Skip the Weather ~ Go Straight to the Wreckage

How was your weekend, any plans for the holidays, warm one today. Somewhere below the hull a creature with a long memory and no patience is waiting for the conversation to become worth surfacing for. Until then it would prefer silence, thanks.

  • For the one who hates the lobby chat: Elevator riders who study the buttons and party guests who befriend the dog.
  • Gift for the deep talker: She will discuss death, money and your childhood, but not traffic.
  • Lurks quietly in Here Be Monsters: The collection for people who go deep or go home.