My Sea Monster Has Separation Anxiety ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Leaves the Room ~ Hears the Howling Start

Shower door open two inches so the dog can supervise. Bathroom break narrated by a cat. A trip to the mailbox treated like a deployment. Somewhere under her feet, a creature the length of a bus is also very upset she went to the kitchen without saying goodbye.

• For the owner who cannot pee alone: Velcro dogs, lap cats, and anyone whose pet has filed a missing persons report over a grocery run.
• Vet waiting room conversation starter: Every other owner there will nod and check the leash.
• Clings to Here Be Monsters: The collection where the beasts of the deep behave exactly like the beast on your couch.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure