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Crab Command ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid

$31.49

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Crab Command ~ Leadership Is Lonely, and Pinchy

Pete finally got his own crew, and it turned out to be eight sideways deckhands who answer every order with a snap. Nobody listens, everybody pinches and the ship keeps going in circles. Morale reports are not encouraging.

  • New Managers: For anyone who got promoted and discovered the team has claws.
  • Teachers and Coaches: A laugh for the people herding a room full of tiny opinions every day.
  • Beach Crab Hunters: Made for the shoreline crowd who know exactly how a crab argues back.


Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew