The Kraken Doesn't Do Small Talk ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Skip the Weather ~ Go Straight to the Wreckage

How was your weekend, any plans for the holidays, warm one today. Somewhere below the hull a creature with a long memory and no patience is waiting for the conversation to become worth surfacing for. Until then it would prefer silence, thanks.

• For the one who hates the lobby chat: Elevator riders who study the buttons and party guests who befriend the dog.
• Gift for the deep talker: She will discuss death, money and your childhood, but not traffic.
• Lurks quietly in Here Be Monsters: The collection for people who go deep or go home.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood