The Kraken Doesn't Do Small Talk ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Skip the Weather ~ Go Straight to the Wreckage
How was your weekend, any plans for the holidays, warm one today. Somewhere below the hull a creature with a long memory and no patience is waiting for the conversation to become worth surfacing for. Until then it would prefer silence, thanks.
- For the one who hates the lobby chat: Elevator riders who study the buttons and party guests who befriend the dog.
- Gift for the deep talker: She will discuss death, money and your childhood, but not traffic.
- Lurks quietly in Here Be Monsters: The collection for people who go deep or go home.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
