
For the one who hides the good bottle behind the cereal
They have a bottle for guests and a bottle for themselves, and you will never be shown the second one.

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Rum Guard ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Rum Guard ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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I'm Not Drunk I Just Have Sea Legs ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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Island Therapy ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Certified Rum Taster ~ Comfort Colors Tee
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