I'm Not Drunk I Just Have Sea Legs ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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I'm Not Drunk I Just Have Sea Legs ~ The Deck Moved First
The ship is rolling, the deck is tilted, and the hallway to the cabin is narrower than it was this morning. None of that is the rum. A seasoned sailor adapts, and if adapting looks a little wobbly, blame the Atlantic.
- Day Three at Sea: Land has not been seen for a while and balance is now a group effort.
- Dock Bar Defence: Said with a straight face to the bartender, the bouncer, and the spouse who drove.
- A Mariner's Explanation: The Rum Locker accepts this excuse and files it under physics.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
