I'm Not Drunk I Just Have Sea Legs ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I'm Not Drunk I Just Have Sea Legs ~ The Deck Moved First
The ship is rolling, the deck is tilted, and the hallway to the cabin is narrower than it was this morning. None of that is the rum. A seasoned sailor adapts, and if adapting looks a little wobbly, blame the Atlantic.
- Day Three at Sea: Land has not been seen for a while and balance is now a group effort.
- Dock Bar Defence: Said with a straight face to the bartender, the bouncer, and the spouse who drove.
- A Mariner's Explanation: The Rum Locker accepts this excuse and files it under physics.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
