Rum Guard ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Rum Guard ~ On Duty Wherever the Bottle Is
Somebody has to watch the deep end of the cooler. No whistle, no tower, no swimming required, just a sworn responsibility to make sure nothing by the pool is ever left unattended for long.
- Pool Party Credentials: Hosts get a title, guests get a reason to behave, and the cooler gets a protector.
- The Off Duty Lifeguard's Second Job: Twelve summers saving swimmers, finally a post with better benefits.
- Lido Deck Assignment: Cruise crews know the cabin steward, the bartender, and now the one person watching the rum.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
