Pirate Brain ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Pirate Brain ~ An Honest Map of the Contents
A full diagnostic of what goes on up there: a bit of rum, anything that sparkles, a strong urge to lie down, and schemes that will not survive contact with daylight. For dads who nap mid-sentence and anyone drawn to shiny objects on principle.
- Professional Napper: The afternoon lie-down is not laziness, it is strategic recovery between plans.
- Magpie Tendencies: Buys the glittery thing first and finds a reason for it later, if ever.
- Terrible Plans Division: The club's most active department, staffed entirely by people like this.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
