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Ho Ho Hold My Rum ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Ho Ho Hold My Rum ~ The Season Has a Chain of Command

December asks a lot of a person. Office parties, in-laws, a gift exchange nobody understands, and somewhere in the middle of it all a glass that needs holding while you deal with something. Consider this the formal request.

  • The Holiday Party Plus One: Show up in this and nobody asks what you want from the punch bowl ever again.
  • Gift for the Rum Uncle: Someone at the table turns eggnog into a project every year. This is their medal.
  • December Shelf of the Locker: The Rum Locker opens a little earlier once the carols start.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood