Ho Ho Hold My Rum ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Ho Ho Hold My Rum ~ The Season Has a Chain of Command
December asks a lot of a person. Office parties, in-laws, a gift exchange nobody understands, and somewhere in the middle of it all a glass that needs holding while you deal with something. Consider this the formal request.
- The Holiday Party Plus One: Show up in this and nobody asks what you want from the punch bowl ever again.
- Gift for the Rum Uncle: Someone at the table turns eggnog into a project every year. This is their medal.
- December Shelf of the Locker: The Rum Locker opens a little earlier once the carols start.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
