Rum Guard ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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Rum Guard ~ On Duty Wherever the Bottle Is
Somebody has to watch the deep end of the cooler. No whistle, no tower, no swimming required, just a sworn responsibility to make sure nothing by the pool is ever left unattended for long.
- Pool Party Credentials: Hosts get a title, guests get a reason to behave, and the cooler gets a protector.
- The Off Duty Lifeguard's Second Job: Twelve summers saving swimmers, finally a post with better benefits.
- Lido Deck Assignment: Cruise crews know the cabin steward, the bartender, and now the one person watching the rum.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure



