Ho Ho Hold My Rum ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Ho Ho Hold My Rum ~ The Season Has a Chain of Command
December asks a lot of a person. Office parties, in-laws, a gift exchange nobody understands, and somewhere in the middle of it all a glass that needs holding while you deal with something. Consider this the formal request.
- The Holiday Party Plus One: Show up in this and nobody asks what you want from the punch bowl ever again.
- Gift for the Rum Uncle: Someone at the table turns eggnog into a project every year. This is their medal.
- December Shelf of the Locker: The Rum Locker opens a little earlier once the carols start.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
