I'm Not Drunk I Just Have Sea Legs ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

I'm Not Drunk I Just Have Sea Legs ~ The Deck Moved First

The ship is rolling, the deck is tilted, and the hallway to the cabin is narrower than it was this morning. None of that is the rum. A seasoned sailor adapts, and if adapting looks a little wobbly, blame the Atlantic.

• Day Three at Sea: Land has not been seen for a while and balance is now a group effort.
• Dock Bar Defence: Said with a straight face to the bartender, the bouncer, and the spouse who drove.
• A Mariner's Explanation: The Rum Locker accepts this excuse and files it under physics.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood