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Christmas Gift Guide

Deck the Hulls ~ Gifts sorted by who you're buying for ~ the rum guard, the pirate queen, the coworker HR keeps a file on. The whole guide, pictured and priced: https://gifts.piratedayz.com

My Parrot Needs a Nondisclosure Agreement ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

My Parrot Needs a Nondisclosure Agreement ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

From $49.99

Authority Standards ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Authority Standards ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

From $51.99

My Parrot Needs a Nondisclosure Agreement ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

My Parrot Needs a Nondisclosure Agreement ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

From $50.99

Authority Standards ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Authority Standards ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

From $49.99

Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Comfort Colors Tee

From $36.99

Authority Standards ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Authority Standards ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

From $50.99

Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

From $51.99

Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

From $49.99

I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Comfort Colors Tee

I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Comfort Colors Tee

From $36.99

Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

From $50.99

I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Premium Hoodie

I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Premium Hoodie

From $57.99

Send More Rum ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Send More Rum ~ Comfort Colors Tee

From $36.99

I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

From $49.99

Send More Rum ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Send More Rum ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

From $51.99

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Comfort Colors Tee

From $36.99

I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

From $50.99

Send More Rum ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Send More Rum ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

From $49.99

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

From $51.99

My Parrot Repeats Only the Incriminating Parts ~ Comfort Colors Tee

My Parrot Repeats Only the Incriminating Parts ~ Comfort Colors Tee

From $36.99

Send More Rum ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Send More Rum ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

From $50.99

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

From $49.99

My Parrot Repeats Only the Incriminating Parts ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

My Parrot Repeats Only the Incriminating Parts ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

From $51.99

Batten Down the Hot Flashes ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Batten Down the Hot Flashes ~ Comfort Colors Tee

From $36.99

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

From $50.99