Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Effective Immediately

Forty years of justifying the haircut, the second glass, the early exit and the late arrival. The resignation from all of it has been accepted, with a pension paid in silence and raised eyebrows.

• Milestone birthday or retirement: For the woman turning fifty, sixty or seventy who has decided that 'because I wanted to' is a complete sentence.
• Royal decree: Questions may still be asked. Answers are no longer provided.
• Reigning in: Pirate Queens, no explanation attached.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood