My Parrot Needs a Nondisclosure Agreement ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Signature Required ~ Beak Not Accepted
The paperwork is drafted. The terms are generous: crackers for life in exchange for silence about the phone call, the ex, and whatever happened on Tuesday. The other party has reviewed the contract and repeated it to the cleaner.
- For the attorney who owns a bird: Paralegals, contract lawyers and anyone who has tried to negotiate with a cockatoo.
- Bar exam or new office gift: Something for the desk that says client confidentiality starts at home.
- Drafted inside Parrot Problems: A collection for anyone whose pet should have signed something years ago.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
