Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Effective Immediately
Forty years of justifying the haircut, the second glass, the early exit and the late arrival. The resignation from all of it has been accepted, with a pension paid in silence and raised eyebrows.
- Milestone birthday or retirement: For the woman turning fifty, sixty or seventy who has decided that 'because I wanted to' is a complete sentence.
- Royal decree: Questions may still be asked. Answers are no longer provided.
- Reigning in: Pirate Queens, no explanation attached.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
