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I Maintain Detailed Records ~ Premium Hoodie

$57.99

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Description

Grudges No ~ Records Yes

She remembers the date, the time, the exact wording, and what the weather was doing. Nothing is held against anyone. Everything is simply filed, cross-referenced, and available on request.

  • For the one who remembers: The accountant with the color-coded spreadsheet, the mom who recalls 2009 in detail, the friend who settles every argument with receipts.
  • Captain Scarlett Vane approves: Her words, her method, and her filing system.
  • Archived in: Pirate Queens, alphabetically.


Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL