My Parrot Repeats Only the Incriminating Parts ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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She said forty sentences on the phone. Thirty-nine were about work. One was about her sister's husband. Guess which one the bird has been performing for visitors since Thursday, in her exact voice, with the pause for effect.

• For the one who guards the vault: Best friends holding twenty years of confessions and a pet with selective hearing.
• A gift for the family's secret keeper: She knows everything about everyone and says nothing, which is why the bird is such a problem.
• Edited down by Parrot Problems: The collection for anyone whose pet has a gift for the worst possible highlight.