Queen of the Seven Seas and Most Group Chats ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size
Color
Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
For the Beautifully Disreputable
Ships Fast from USA
Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Ruler of Tides and Read Receipts
One friend books the table, settles the date, answers the question that was asked four hours ago, and knows who left the chat on mute. A kingdom is a kingdom, however small the screen.
- For the one who keeps the chat alive: Admin, scheduler, peacekeeper and occasional dictator, and the trip would not happen without her.
- A thank-you she will actually use: Birthdays, Christmas, or the moment the group finally admits who really runs it.
- Reigns on land and water: Cruise groups and lake weekends included, because somebody has to say where the boat is leaving from.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
