Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Retired From Explaining Myself ~ Effective Immediately

Forty years of justifying the haircut, the second glass, the early exit and the late arrival. The resignation from all of it has been accepted, with a pension paid in silence and raised eyebrows.

• Milestone birthday or retirement: For the woman turning fifty, sixty or seventy who has decided that 'because I wanted to' is a complete sentence.
• Royal decree: Questions may still be asked. Answers are no longer provided.
• Reigning in: Pirate Queens, no explanation attached.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure