My Parrot Needs a Nondisclosure Agreement ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Signature Required ~ Beak Not Accepted
The paperwork is drafted. The terms are generous: crackers for life in exchange for silence about the phone call, the ex, and whatever happened on Tuesday. The other party has reviewed the contract and repeated it to the cleaner.
- For the attorney who owns a bird: Paralegals, contract lawyers and anyone who has tried to negotiate with a cockatoo.
- Bar exam or new office gift: Something for the desk that says client confidentiality starts at home.
- Drafted inside Parrot Problems: A collection for anyone whose pet should have signed something years ago.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
