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Your Ship or Mine Captain ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Your Ship or Mine Captain ~ Either Way the Anchor Drops

Two boats rafted up, one sunset, and a question that sounds logistical until it is asked in a lower voice. Couples use it as a running joke; singles at the cruise bar use it as a plan. Whoever answers gets to pick the playlist.

  • Raft-Up Proposition: For the boat owner who moors next to the interesting one on purpose and brings over the good ice.
  • The Couple's Standing Joke: Married twenty years and still arguing, happily, about whose cabin has the better mattress.
  • Two Hulls After Dark: Ties up alongside Pirates After Dark, where a choice of vessels is really a choice of evenings.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood