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Your Ship or Mine Captain ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Your Ship or Mine Captain ~ Either Way the Anchor Drops

Two boats rafted up, one sunset, and a question that sounds logistical until it is asked in a lower voice. Couples use it as a running joke; singles at the cruise bar use it as a plan. Whoever answers gets to pick the playlist.

  • Raft-Up Proposition: For the boat owner who moors next to the interesting one on purpose and brings over the good ice.
  • The Couple's Standing Joke: Married twenty years and still arguing, happily, about whose cabin has the better mattress.
  • Two Hulls After Dark: Ties up alongside Pirates After Dark, where a choice of vessels is really a choice of evenings.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer