You Trusted the Parrot ~ Ornament
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You Trusted the Parrot ~ Game Over, Sailor
Every gamer remembers the screen that ended the run. This one comes with the most pirate cause of death imaginable: taking advice from a bird. Retry? Absolutely. Learn? Unlikely.
- Gamer Crowd: Old school players spot the joke from across the room.
- Cautionary Tale: For the friend who follows the loudest voice on the boat.
- Respawn Ready: Perfect for game night, cruise night, or both at once.
Hang it on the tree, the rear-view mirror or the hook by the rum shelf. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; both come with a hanging string and wipe clean with a damp cloth.



