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You Trusted the Parrot ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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You Trusted the Parrot ~ Game Over, Sailor

Every gamer remembers the screen that ended the run. This one comes with the most pirate cause of death imaginable: taking advice from a bird. Retry? Absolutely. Learn? Unlikely.

  • Gamer Crowd: Old school players spot the joke from across the room.
  • Cautionary Tale: For the friend who follows the loudest voice on the boat.
  • Respawn Ready: Perfect for game night, cruise night, or both at once.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood