You Trusted the Parrot ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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You Trusted the Parrot ~ Game Over, Sailor
Every gamer remembers the screen that ended the run. This one comes with the most pirate cause of death imaginable: taking advice from a bird. Retry? Absolutely. Learn? Unlikely.
- Gamer Crowd: Old school players spot the joke from across the room.
- Cautionary Tale: For the friend who follows the loudest voice on the boat.
- Respawn Ready: Perfect for game night, cruise night, or both at once.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
