You Trusted the Parrot ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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You Trusted the Parrot ~ Game Over, Sailor
Every gamer remembers the screen that ended the run. This one comes with the most pirate cause of death imaginable: taking advice from a bird. Retry? Absolutely. Learn? Unlikely.
- Gamer Crowd: Old school players spot the joke from across the room.
- Cautionary Tale: For the friend who follows the loudest voice on the boat.
- Respawn Ready: Perfect for game night, cruise night, or both at once.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
