Yo Ho Ho and a Designated Driver ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Yo Ho Ho and a Designated Driver ~ The Hero Gets the Radio

Every crew has one. They order the ginger ale, remember where the car is, and get everybody home with a story about the night they can actually tell. This one is for them, and it should come with a thank you.

• The Sober Captain's Due: Steering the ship home deserves more than a lukewarm thanks in the group chat the next morning.
• Gift From the Grateful: The crew chips in, the driver opens it, and for once the toast is in their honour.
• Rum Locker Policy: The locker stays open, the keys go to the one who passed on the rum. That is the whole rule.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood