Yo Ho Ho and a Designated Driver ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Yo Ho Ho and a Designated Driver ~ The Hero Gets the Radio
Every crew has one. They order the ginger ale, remember where the car is, and get everybody home with a story about the night they can actually tell. This one is for them, and it should come with a thank you.
- The Sober Captain's Due: Steering the ship home deserves more than a lukewarm thanks in the group chat the next morning.
- Gift From the Grateful: The crew chips in, the driver opens it, and for once the toast is in their honour.
- Rum Locker Policy: The locker stays open, the keys go to the one who passed on the rum. That is the whole rule.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
