Yo Ho Ho and a Designated Driver ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Yo Ho Ho and a Designated Driver ~ The Hero Gets the Radio
Every crew has one. They order the ginger ale, remember where the car is, and get everybody home with a story about the night they can actually tell. This one is for them, and it should come with a thank you.
- The Sober Captain's Due: Steering the ship home deserves more than a lukewarm thanks in the group chat the next morning.
- Gift From the Grateful: The crew chips in, the driver opens it, and for once the toast is in their honour.
- Rum Locker Policy: The locker stays open, the keys go to the one who passed on the rum. That is the whole rule.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
