Yard Sale Season Is Plunder Season ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Yard Sale Season Is Plunder Season ~ The Signs Go Up, the Trunk Goes Empty
Spring arrives and the handmade signs bloom on every corner. Then it is early starts, cash in small bills, and a route planned better than most road trips. Everyone else sees a driveway full of junk. You see Saturday.
- The Estate Sale Early Bird: For whoever knows that the real finds are gone by 8:15 and arrives at 7:45 anyway.
- A Gift for the Trunk Packer: Buy it for the friend who left for one lamp and came back needing a bigger car.
- Loot Line, Driveway Division: Among the X Marks the Loot finds, where somebody else's clear-out is your treasure map.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
