Will Trade Husband for a Parrot ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Will Trade Husband for a Parrot ~ Offers Considered Seriously

The bird talks back less, eats less and is easier to train. She loves her man, mostly, but the market for feathered companions is tempting. Negotiations are ongoing.

• Wife Humor: For the married friend who jokes about upgrades.
• Bird Lady: A gift for anyone who loves her parrots a little extra.
• Marriage Roast: Funny at anniversaries, risky at dinner.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood