Will Trade Husband for a Parrot ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size
Color
Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
For the Beautifully Disreputable
Ships Fast from USA
Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Will Trade Husband for a Parrot ~ Offers Considered Seriously
The bird talks back less, eats less and is easier to train. She loves her man, mostly, but the market for feathered companions is tempting. Negotiations are ongoing.
- Wife Humor: For the married friend who jokes about upgrades.
- Bird Lady: A gift for anyone who loves her parrots a little extra.
- Marriage Roast: Funny at anniversaries, risky at dinner.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
