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Will Trade Husband for a Parrot ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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Will Trade Husband for a Parrot ~ Offers Considered Seriously

The bird talks back less, eats less and is easier to train. She loves her man, mostly, but the market for feathered companions is tempting. Negotiations are ongoing.

  • Wife Humor: For the married friend who jokes about upgrades.
  • Bird Lady: A gift for anyone who loves her parrots a little extra.
  • Marriage Roast: Funny at anniversaries, risky at dinner.