Will Trade Husband for a Parrot ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Will Trade Husband for a Parrot ~ Offers Considered Seriously
The bird talks back less, eats less and is easier to train. She loves her man, mostly, but the market for feathered companions is tempting. Negotiations are ongoing.
- Wife Humor: For the married friend who jokes about upgrades.
- Bird Lady: A gift for anyone who loves her parrots a little extra.
- Marriage Roast: Funny at anniversaries, risky at dinner.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
