Wife Mom Captain Menace ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Four Job Titles ~ One Woman ~ No Days Off

She remembers the dentist appointments, steers the holidays, settles the sibling wars, and once backed a trailer in on the first try while the men watched. The fourth title is simply accurate.

• For the wife who runs the whole operation: Anniversaries, Mother's Day and the Tuesday she deserves a medal and gets laundry.
• Husbands, this is the safe choice: It says what the family already knows, and she will wear it to the next barbecue.
• Commands the Pirate Queens collection: Where the woman holding everything together is also the one most likely to start trouble.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood