Wife Mom Captain Menace ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Four Job Titles ~ One Woman ~ No Days Off
She remembers the dentist appointments, steers the holidays, settles the sibling wars, and once backed a trailer in on the first try while the men watched. The fourth title is simply accurate.
- For the wife who runs the whole operation: Anniversaries, Mother's Day and the Tuesday she deserves a medal and gets laundry.
- Husbands, this is the safe choice: It says what the family already knows, and she will wear it to the next barbecue.
- Commands the Pirate Queens collection: Where the woman holding everything together is also the one most likely to start trouble.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
