Wife Mom Captain Menace ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Four Job Titles ~ One Woman ~ No Days Off

She remembers the dentist appointments, steers the holidays, settles the sibling wars, and once backed a trailer in on the first try while the men watched. The fourth title is simply accurate.

• For the wife who runs the whole operation: Anniversaries, Mother's Day and the Tuesday she deserves a medal and gets laundry.
• Husbands, this is the safe choice: It says what the family already knows, and she will wear it to the next barbecue.
• Commands the Pirate Queens collection: Where the woman holding everything together is also the one most likely to start trouble.