Wife Mom Captain Menace ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Four Job Titles ~ One Woman ~ No Days Off
She remembers the dentist appointments, steers the holidays, settles the sibling wars, and once backed a trailer in on the first try while the men watched. The fourth title is simply accurate.
- For the wife who runs the whole operation: Anniversaries, Mother's Day and the Tuesday she deserves a medal and gets laundry.
- Husbands, this is the safe choice: It says what the family already knows, and she will wear it to the next barbecue.
- Commands the Pirate Queens collection: Where the woman holding everything together is also the one most likely to start trouble.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
