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Who's a Pretty Bird Not You ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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The Compliment Was Rhetorical

She will tell you the dress works. She will also tell you when it does not, in front of the salesperson, without lowering her voice. Her honesty is a public service nobody requested.

  • For the brutally honest friend: The one whose feedback stings for an hour and saves you for a decade.
  • Girls night ammunition: Give it to the group's designated truth teller before the next photo review.
  • Chirped from Parrot Problems: Where flattery is rationed and the bird hands out the ratings.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer