Wench Please ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Wench, Please ~ The Eye Roll Said Aloud

Best friends develop a shorthand after twenty years, and this is the whole dictionary. Two words that shut down nonsense and open a bottle in the same breath.

• Best Friend Gift: For the one who has heard every excuse, believed none of them, and poured anyway.
• Sass With Standing: Delivered with a hand on the hip at brunch, the beach, or the family reunion that needed it.
• Pirates After Dark: Kept with the rest of the collection, where the ladies run the tavern and the tone.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood