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Wench Please ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Wench, Please ~ The Eye Roll Said Aloud

Best friends develop a shorthand after twenty years, and this is the whole dictionary. Two words that shut down nonsense and open a bottle in the same breath.

  • Best Friend Gift: For the one who has heard every excuse, believed none of them, and poured anyway.
  • Sass With Standing: Delivered with a hand on the hip at brunch, the beach, or the family reunion that needed it.
  • Pirates After Dark: Kept with the rest of the collection, where the ladies run the tavern and the tone.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure